Saturday, November 25, 2006

happy thanksgiving

i managed to pull a chair up to two thanksgiving meals on thursday; lunch with my mom's side and dinner with my dad's side. mom and dad are in texas, where my sis and bro-in-law joined them for the week to eat all of my favorite food. since my sister is already eating for two, i told her to go ahead and eat for three since i wasn't going to be there.

highlights from lunch included an aunt's retelling of the time she discovered a stray hair growing from her chin that "must have been four feet long." and a cousin whose leg has been amputated due to a medical condition explaining that when a kid asks, "what happened to your leg?" he says with a straight face, "monster under the bed." we wondered aloud how we ever get people to marry into this family. craig, who married in about two years ago, swore we didn't act like this during the engagement period.

i think thanksgiving is my favorite holiday of the year. i'm sure as a kid, i liked christmas more, but not these days. thanksgiving seems to have more simplicity, at least in comparison to the gift-shopping and gift-giving hysteria that can surround christmas. and more and more, i'm thankful for simplicity.

i could list a lot - so much, even - that i am thankful for. but i won't do it here. just know that my faithful four readers are on that list :)

Friday, November 17, 2006

PS3

I realize it is normal for an eight-year-old kid to enjoy playing video games. I'm all for it. I had a Nintendo when I was a kid and when Super Nintendo came out, I wanted one of those, too. And I got it - for my birthday or something.

And best I recall, no one was camping out to buy them. And NO ONE was getting SHOT while camping out to buy them.

Did you see the news coverage of the people waiting in lines to buy a PlayStation 3? They took multiple days off from their jobs to wait in line to spend $600 on a product that requires additional money spent on the accompanying games at about $60 each. (I understand you can also play music, videos, etc., but I venture to say that most folks are buying PS3 games.)

Some thugs in Connecticut took to mugging those in line, who obviously would have various forms of payment on hand. They actually shot someone who refused to give up the money. In Kentucky, the crowd was sprayed by BB pellets. And in countless others, people were injured when the crowd surged toward the doors and shelves.

Some of these people were parents buying a PS3 for their kid. Too bad that the kid's excitement will last all of six months, at which time there will be a cooler product on the market at an even higher cost which will produce even longer lines and even more desperation in gamers. Let me tell you, my kid will never EVER have the latest greatest most expensive toy. My kid will be outside playing baseball after school. And my husband and I will be at our jobs during the day instead of in line at Best Buy all week.

A select few of these people bought a PS3, took it home, took a photo which they slapped on eBay, and will make a nice profit from some IDIOT who is willing to pay $1,200. I'm almost mad at them for exploiting the idiot's lust, but then, if he doesn't have the sense not to pay twice the cost, maybe it is best that he is sitting on his couch in front of tv, secluded from the general public. (I actually heard the national news this morning call this whole thing "lust." I was pleasantly surprised they would label it as such, until I realized they attached no negative meaning to the word.)

The rest of the people in line were males between twenty and thirty years old. And every step they took toward the store entrance was another step toward being single for the rest of their lives. Twenty to thirty year old women do NOT think it is cool for a guy that age to be spending that much money on a PS3, which will, in turn, drain his ability to have a coherent and meaningful conversation or give a thought to his future.* You men think I am blowing this out of proportion but ladies, can I get a witness?

You will never hear a woman say, "Fred spends three hours a night playing video games. He is everything I ever wanted." Now, guys don't play the games thinking that it is what attracts women, but they are astounded at their singleness and whine about how they can't keep a girlfriend their age. Let me explain, guys: Your girlfriend sees your $600 purchase as irresponsible and impulsive because she also hears you complain about how you are broke and hate your job and don't know what you want to be when you grow up. Solutions to your problem include 1) save the $600. What? You say you can't afford to save it? Then how could you afford to spend it? 2) spend those three hours a night researching other jobs that interest you and pay well. Polish up your resume. Write some letters of inquiry. Go for a run, for crying out loud.

At least don't shoot people.



*I should point out that I know of one - ONE - male who is way into this stuff, but still managed/s to be a quite reasonable human being, friend, boyfriend, and now husband to my friend Alecia. He enjoys the gaming, but doesn't neglect his life or her. He's rare.

Monday, November 13, 2006

happy birthday to you... you look like a puppy, and you smell like one too.

saturday was maggie's six-month birthday. i gave her an extra treat or four.

my aunt joni kept maggie while i was in texas a few weekends ago, so this is maggie and her boyfriend, jimmie, having a big time at the farm.



she tries to lick the camera every time, still holding on to a toy.

notice her friend, mouse, on the right. he no longer has a tail. or a nose. but he is her favorite thing to carry around.

maggie and duck, napping.

and my personal favorite pose. "outside."

Thursday, November 02, 2006

better than chocolate*



in a rush to whip up a dessert for my company halloween party, i discovered the easiest recipe using the most blessed combination of ingredients on the planet.

3/4 cup creamy peanut butter
1 package semi-sweet chocolate chips
1/3 cup powdered sugar
3 cups rice krispies cereal
and a little extra peanut butter to pipe through the corner of a ziplock bag

slowly melt peanut butter and chocolate chips in saucepan over low heat, stirring constantly. remove from heat and stir in sugar. in medium bowl, thoroughly combine cereal and one cup of the chocolate mixture. spread into a circle on your serving platter, forming a two-inch-wide edge/rim. pour remaining chocolate mixture into center of circle and spread to edges. pipe extra peanut butter in concentric circles over smooth chocolate center. lightly drag a toothpick through the peanut butter, from the center toward the outside edges, making a spiderweb design. for extra evil, i added reeses pieces around the outside edge since they are halloween colors. chill at least 30 minutes before serving. i stored it in the fridge overnight and it was fine. and unless it is the night before halloween like it was for me, you could find little plastic spiders at the store to stick in the web.

here's the best part - it took all of 20 minutes.

the next best part - this could be used as a birthday dessert or for just about anything else since you could decorate the center with something other than a spiderweb.

i loves me some peanut butter and chocolate.

*from "ice cream" by sarah mclachlan