true story

i heard a story at a christmas party tonight that i am SURE you will all want to know.

several years ago, this girl was trying to decide which college to attend. she wasn't sold on the idea of attending a christian university, so during her visit to harding university, she was really just checking it off her list. but her recruiter was very persistent, "a charmer," even. so one day, in front of hundreds of other students, her recruiter took her hand, got down on one knee, and said, "i have a very important question to ask you - will you attend harding?" after recovering from the near-death-embarassment experience, she said yes, and she lived happily ever after at harding.

the end.