Are you drinking 1% because you think you're fat?*

So the other night, I was having dinner with friends and we were talking about milk because this one guy works as a driver for Purity Dairies so he delivers milk all day. One guy at the table says he only drinks whole milk. Another guy says he only drinks skim milk. And I say I only drink 2%. Then one guy says to me, in a suddenly concerned tone, "You drink 2%?!" "Yeah, why?" I say, startled by his intensity. To which he replies, "'Cause you could be drinking whole milk if you wanted to."

We all laughed so hard I thought we were going to be kicked out of Chick-fil-A.


*if you don't know what movie that line is from, then clearly you've never met Cole, Scott, or Karen.